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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,163rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,231st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,061st
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Let justice be done, though the world perish
Philippe IV
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Lyncanestria

Population16.202 billion

CapitalVilleneuve
LeaderPhilippe IV
FaithReformed Evangelical Church

CurrencyÉcu
AnimalGriffin

The Empire of Lyncanestria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Philippe IV with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.202 billion Lyncanestrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villeneuve. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lyncanestrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,609 trillion Écus a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,059 Écus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lyncanestria's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Evangelical Church.

Lyncanestria is ranked 10,862nd in the world and 1st in Ajax for Most Corrupt Governments, with 84.14 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,163rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,231stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,061stSafest: 3,074thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,786thMost Efficient Economies: 3,841stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,291stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,393rdHighest Economic Output: 4,561stLowest Crime Rates: 5,780thMost Developed: 6,233rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,447thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,525thLargest Retail Industry: 7,441stLargest Governments: 8,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,466thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 8,592ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,836thSmartest Citizens: 8,877thLargest Populations: 8,919thMost Cultured: 9,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,872ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,472ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,546thHighest Average Incomes: 10,769thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,862ndMost Influential: 12,704thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,395thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,146thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,065thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,075th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lyncanestria's influence in Ajax rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Lyncanestria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Lyncanestria, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Lyncanestria, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lyncanestria, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked.
  • : Lyncanestria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Lyncanestria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Lyncanestria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Lyncanestria was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Pontifex Maximus of Benaajab, infecting 60 million survivors.
  • : Lyncanestria was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Pontifex Maximus of Benaajab, infecting 155 million survivors.

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