The Republic of Lyallpur is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cortana with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 2.683 billion Lyallpurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faisalabad. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lyallpurian economy, worth 340 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 126,933 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Lyallpur, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lyallpur's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lyallpur is ranked 210,350^th in the world and 1,227^th in Europe for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.