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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,214thMost Influential: 6,113thMost Authoritarian: 7,773rd
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Manggagawa Bangon!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Few

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Luzonesia

Population345 million

CapitalMaynila

Currencypeso
Animalcarabao

The Democratic Republic of Luzonesia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 345 million Luzonesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maynila. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Luzonesian economy, worth 15.6 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is 45,097 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luzonesia's national animal is the carabao, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Luzonesia is ranked 191,683rd in the world and 9,087th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 47,353.96 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,214thMost Influential: 6,113thMost Authoritarian: 7,773rdMost Conservative: 7,791stMost Income Equality: 10,151stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,495thLowest Crime Rates: 11,195thTop
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Most Devout: 12,110thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,157thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,000thMost Extreme: 20,899thLargest Governments: 22,003rd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 288th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 344th in the regionMost Devout: 387th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 453rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 501st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 507th in the regionMost Conservative: 513th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 574th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 581st in the regionMost Income Equality: 603rd in the regionMost Influential: 605th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 647th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 655th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 764th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 778th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 784th in the regionBest Weather: 787th in the regionMost Extreme: 799th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 884th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 962nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,047th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Luzonesia was endorsed by The Big Swan of United States of Vietnam.
  • : Luzonesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Luzonesia, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
  • : Following new legislation in Luzonesia, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
  • : Following new legislation in Luzonesia, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Luzonesia, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Luzonesia, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Luzonesia, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Luzonesia, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
  • : Following new legislation in Luzonesia, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.

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