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Safest: 1,606thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,753rdMost Pacifist: 1,911th
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Luxictiva Welvenezteland

Population4.31 billion

LeaderLord Protectorate Andrew Kingston
FaithChurch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

AnimalLygonian Dragon

The Empire of Luxictiva Welvenezteland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Protectorate Andrew Kingston with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.31 billion Luxictiva Welveneztelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperium. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Luxictiva Welveneztelandian economy, worth 772 trillion Marcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,144 Marcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, programmers often reinvent the wheel, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Lord Protectorate Andrew Kingston to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luxictiva Welvenezteland's national animal is the Lygonian Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Luxictiva Welvenezteland is ranked 7,894th in the world and 196th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,676.49 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Safest: 1,606thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,753rdMost Pacifist: 1,911thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,369thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,504thMost Influential: 2,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,739thNicest Citizens: 2,877thLowest Crime Rates: 2,898thHealthiest Citizens: 3,103rdMost Developed: 3,170thMost Inclusive: 3,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,379thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,388thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,524thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,569thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,623rdLargest Governments: 3,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,140thSmartest Citizens: 4,208thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,227thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,253rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,626thMost Cultured: 4,764thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,441stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,728thMost Efficient Economies: 6,178thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,025thBest Weather: 7,426thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,894thHighest Average Incomes: 9,064thMost Secular: 10,453rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,247thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,886thHighest Drug Use: 17,014thMost Income Equality: 18,449thHighest Economic Output: 24,094th
Safest: 53rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 66th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 67th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 86th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionNicest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Developed: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 105th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionMost Inclusive: 111th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 111th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 121st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 128th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 135th in the regionMost Cultured: 135th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 159th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 166th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 196th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 202nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 225th in the regionBest Weather: 237th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 263rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 323rd in the regionMost Secular: 356th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 396th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 398th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 441st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 444th in the regionMost Stationary: 533rd in the regionLargest Populations: 727th in the regionMost Income Equality: 759th in the region

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