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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,548th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,629th Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,472nd
The Grand Duchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mir wlle bleiwe wat mir sinn.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.093 billion

LeaderGrand Duke Henri
FaithRoman Catholicsm


The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Duke Henri with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, devout population of 11.093 billion Luxembourgers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxembourg. The average income tax rate is 77.6%.

The all-consuming Luxembourgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 106,240 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Big game hunters travel to Luxembourg to try their hand at shark-shooting, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luxembourg's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicsm.

Luxembourg is ranked 50,003rd in the world and 44th in Schleift Bjorn for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,553.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,548thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,629thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,472ndHighest Economic Output: 9,497thMost Pacifist: 10,720thSafest: 11,598thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,437thLargest Populations: 12,695thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,417thMost Average: 13,569thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,821stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,948thLargest Governments: 16,327thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,442nd
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the region

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