The Fishing Colony of Lux Conos is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leonel Fishboy Conos with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.471 billion Conosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brithyll. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lux Conosian economy, worth 115 trillion Trout a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 78,420 Trout, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lux Conos's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is No gods Only trout.

Lux Conos is ranked 2,008^th in the world and 236^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 234.65 Bank.