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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,911thMost Devout: 3,776thMost Primitive: 6,908th
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Lutheran Commonwealth

Population6.756 billion

LeaderPresident Norman


The Computer Configuration of Lutheran Commonwealth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Norman with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.756 billion Lutherans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lutheran economy, worth 705 trillion roses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,427 roses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lutheran Commonwealth's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Lutheran Commonwealth is ranked 134,137th in the world and 43rd in Right to Life for Rudest Citizens, with 43.33 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,911thMost Devout: 3,776thMost Primitive: 6,908thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,850thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,707thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,366thHealthiest Citizens: 15,126thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,457thLowest Crime Rates: 17,096thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,385thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,811thMost Conservative: 19,314thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,577thMost Developed: 20,616thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,870th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the region

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