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Most Valuable International Artwork: 306thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 520thLargest Welfare Programs: 930th
The PCN simulation of
Father Knows Best State
it is what it is
Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Lustral

Population3.392 billion

CapitalLustralia
LeaderMika
FaithThe Bell

CurrencyMunny
AnimalBat

The PCN simulation of Lustral is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mika with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.392 billion NPC's are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lustralia. The average income tax rate is 88.6%.

The frighteningly efficient NPC economy, worth 382 trillion Munnies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,712 Munnies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

NPC's believe manners maketh the leader, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Lustral, and the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lustral's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Bell.

Lustral is ranked 7,670th in the world and 2nd in Bottom Right for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,316.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 306thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 520thLargest Welfare Programs: 930thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,043rdMost Primitive: 2,893rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,186thTop
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Most Secular: 4,414thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,272ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,366thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,035thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,890thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,687thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,474thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,842ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,629thBest Weather: 13,824thLargest Black Market: 16,970thTop
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Most Inclusive: 17,541stMost Cultured: 18,199thHighest Food Quality: 19,236thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,369thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,618thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,214thMost Developed: 21,364thLargest Governments: 27,190thMost Efficient Economies: 31,586th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lustral was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Lustral, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
  • : Following new legislation in Lustral, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Lustral.
  • : Lustral was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lustral, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Lustral was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Lustral was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Lustral, NPC's believe manners maketh the leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Lustral, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Lustral, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.

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