The Syndicalist State of Lusogalicia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Didaco with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.532 billion Lusogalegos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lusogalego economy, worth 183 trillion Escudos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 72,528 Escudos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs, nations across the world are quick to praise Didaco's good looks and intellectual prowess, war criminals are given full state funerals, and they who do not work shall not eat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lusogalicia's national animal is the Iberian Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hispano-Roman Syncretism.

Lusogalicia is ranked 21,958^th in the world and 1^st in Os Paises da Autistilandia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.15 law-abiding acts per hour.