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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,374thMost Authoritarian: 6,919thMost Income Equality: 10,997th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Hatchling
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Rare
Economy
Basket Case
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Luso Tupi

Population26 million

CurrencyCruzeiro
AnimalAnta

The Dictatorship of Luso Tupi is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 26 million Luso Tupians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Luso Tupian economy, worth 398 billion Cruzeiroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 15,315 Cruzeiroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luso Tupi's national animal is the Anta, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Luso Tupi is ranked 108,135th in the world and 443rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 51 Whatever.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,374thMost Authoritarian: 6,919thMost Income Equality: 10,997thTop
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Most Primitive: 22,937thNicest Citizens: 23,009thMost Extreme: 24,705thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,806thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,320th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 37th in the regionMost Income Equality: 39th in the regionMost Extreme: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 90th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Luso Tupi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Luso Tupi, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Luso Tupi, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Luso Tupi, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Luso Tupi, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Luso Tupi, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • : Luso Tupi's influence in Conch Kingdom rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Luso Tupi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Luso Tupi, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Luso Tupi, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.

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