The Naval Base of Lurklife 15 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lyale Lutalone with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 7.446 billion Lurklife 15ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hashirajima Hakuchi. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Lurklife 15ian economy, worth 318 trillion baht a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,769 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Lurklife 15" at foreigners, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, and a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lurklife 15's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Limesher.

Lurklife 15 is ranked 123,113^th in the world and 2,167^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.4 law-abiding acts per hour.