The Republic of Lunchables Nacho Grande is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.333 billion Lunchables Nacho Grandeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lunchables Nacho Grandean economy, worth 366 trillion NNNS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,928 NNNS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Lunchables Nacho Grandeans, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, thrift shops are closing their doors, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunchables Nacho Grande's national animal is the NNN, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lunchables Nacho Grande is ranked 259,988^th in the world and 1,652^nd in Island of Hope for Safest, scoring 18.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.