by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 4th Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,496th Largest Populations: 8,544th
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Lunatic Express

Population15.473 billion

CapitalCapital Heights


The Queen's State of Lunatic Express is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 15.473 billion Lunatic Expressians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.6%.

The very strong Lunatic Expressian economy, worth 451 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 29,172 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, political activists are routinely executed, deers are considered a delicacy, and Lunatic Express has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lunatic Express's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lunatic Express is ranked 110,513th in the world and 1st in The Land of Blood and Steel for Most Inclusive, scoring 99.76 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Conservative: 4thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,496thLargest Populations: 8,544thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,161stLargest Black Market: 10,650th

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