by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 4th Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,869th Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,512th
The Queen's State of
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Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Lunatic Express

Population14.853 billion


The Queen's State of Lunatic Express is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 14.853 billion Lunatic Expressians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.6%.

The very strong Lunatic Expressian economy, worth 433 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 29,172 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, political activists are routinely executed, and deers are considered a delicacy. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lunatic Express's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lunatic Express is ranked 8,512th in the world and 1st in The Land of Blood and Steel for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 7,025.43 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Conservative: 4thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,869thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,512thLargest Populations: 8,748thLargest Black Market: 10,346th

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