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Most Conservative: 4th Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,318th Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,725th
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Lunatic Express

Population13.248 billion


The Queen's State of Lunatic Express is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 13.248 billion Lunatic Expressians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.6%.

The very strong Lunatic Expressian economy, worth 386 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 29,172 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, political activists are routinely executed, and deers are considered a delicacy. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lunatic Express's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lunatic Express is ranked 96,805th in the world and 181st in Ancient Lands for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Conservative: 4thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,318thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,725thTop
Largest Populations: 9,395thLargest Black Market: 10,400th
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 95th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117th in the region

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