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Best Weather: 56th Most Devout: 71st Most Beautiful Environments: 217th
The Eternal Army of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Indrick Boreale
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Lunas Legion

Population12.889 billion

CapitalThe Citadel of Borealum
LeaderIndrick Boreale


The Eternal Army of Lunas Legion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Indrick Boreale with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 12.889 billion Legionnaires are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel of Borealum. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Legionary economy, worth a remarkable 2,222 trillion Tanks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,408 Tanks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, Legionary TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and news headlines usually include p-values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunas Legion's national animal is the Deathclaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Borealis.

Lunas Legion is ranked 2,743rd in the world and 2nd in Kylaris for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 45,691.45 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Best Weather: 56thMost Devout: 71stMost Beautiful Environments: 217thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 269thHealthiest Citizens: 332ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 332ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 335thLongest Average Lifespans: 420thMost Primitive: 541stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 549thMost Corrupt Governments: 557thMost Cheerful Citizens: 636thLowest Crime Rates: 893rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,413thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,432ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,573rdTop
Largest Governments: 1,922ndMost Cultured: 2,388thMost Efficient Economies: 2,540thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,743rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,294thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,871stHighest Economic Output: 4,753rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,859thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,885thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,681stLargest Populations: 11,756thMost Authoritarian: 13,183rdMost Influential: 13,302ndNicest Citizens: 13,920thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,150thMost Conservative: 16,536th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lunas Legion, news headlines usually include p-values.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunas Legion, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Lunas Legion voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Bachtendekuppen".
  • : Following new legislation in Lunas Legion, Legionary TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunas Legion, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunas Legion, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunas Legion, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunas Legion, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Legionnaires.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunas Legion, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists.
  • : Lunas Legion voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Macedon".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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