The Republic of Luna Free State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.691 billion Luna Free Stateans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luna Free State City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Luna Free Statean economy, worth a remarkable 4,855 trillion Lunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 354,631 Lunas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,242,137 per year while the poor average 73,513, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, it's said that Leader can turn every pleasure into a chore, on-duty Air Luna Free State flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Luna Free State's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Luna Free State is ranked 1,484^th in the world and 2^nd in Equinox for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 9,443.39 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.