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Luna Amore was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 170
Highest Drug Use: 2ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11thMost Cultured: 115th
The N-Space Compression of
Benevolent Dictatorship
If there were a premium to be paid on bad ideas, I'd want drilling rights to your head.
Influence
Eminence Grise
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Economy
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Luna Amore

Population41.38 billion

CapitalMare Loon
LeaderBilly Pilgrim
FaithTao te Loon

Currencypop-top
AnimalInfamous Marxist Loon

The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Billy Pilgrim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 41.38 billion Amorians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mare Loon. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Amorian economy, worth an astonishing 14,014 trillion pop-tops a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 338,678 pop-tops, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,734,000 per year while the poor average 36,320, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

Citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime is totally unknown. Luna Amore's national animal is the Infamous Marxist Loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tao te Loon.

Luna Amore is ranked 247th in the world and 1st in LUE for Smartest Citizens, with 348.25 quips per hour.

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Highest Drug Use: 2ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11thMost Cultured: 115thLargest Publishing Industry: 121stMost Advanced Public Education: 153rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 161stSmartest Citizens: 247thNicest Citizens: 273rdMost Rebellious Youth: 281stHighest Economic Output: 283rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 323rdLargest Populations: 336thHighest Food Quality: 479thLargest Welfare Programs: 740thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 762ndLargest Governments: 796thMost Pacifist: 936thMost Efficient Economies: 982ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,013thMost Inclusive: 1,053rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,208thHighest Average Incomes: 1,628thMost Devout: 1,908thLowest Crime Rates: 2,202ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,272ndTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,644thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,739thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,788thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,034thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,434thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,106thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,229thLargest Retail Industry: 4,617thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,771stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,672ndNudest: 8,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,307thMost Developed: 10,890thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,382ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,587thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,897thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,112thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,188thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,764th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Luna Amore was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, Billy Pilgrim can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.

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