The Reticulated Splines of Luna Amore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Billy Pilgrim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 30.588 billion Amorians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mare Loon. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Amorian economy, worth a remarkable 8,715 trillion pop-tops a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 284,920 pop-tops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,030,332 per year while the poor average 56,227, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, skateparks can be found in every city, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and children are sent to either religious or secular schools. Crime is totally unknown. Luna Amore's national animal is the Infamous Marxist Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tao te Loon.

Luna Amore is ranked 2,735^th in the world and 2^nd in Free Thought for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 82.04 on the Kitten Softness Rating.