The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Billy Pilgrim with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 45.283 billion Amorians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mare Loon. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Amorian economy, worth an astonishing 15,535 trillion pop-tops a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 343,076 pop-tops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,191,270 per year while the poor average 72,066, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and the nation leads Free Thought for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption. Crime is totally unknown. Luna Amore's national animal is the Infamous Marxist Loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tao te Loon.

Luna Amore is ranked 2,540^th in the world and 2^nd in Free Thought for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.94 law-abiding acts per hour.