The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Billy Pilgrim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 41.38 billion Amorians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mare Loon. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Amorian economy, worth an astonishing 14,014 trillion pop-tops a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 338,678 pop-tops, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,734,000 per year while the poor average 36,320, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

Citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime is totally unknown. Luna Amore's national animal is the Infamous Marxist Loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tao te Loon.

Luna Amore is ranked 247^th in the world and 1^st in LUE for Smartest Citizens, with 348.25 quips per hour.