The Magnificent Desolation of Luna Amore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Billy Pilgrim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 36.527 billion Amorians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mare Loon. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Amorian economy, worth an astonishing 12,169 trillion pop-tops a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 333,151 pop-tops, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,526,564 per year while the poor average 44,199, a ratio of 34.5 to 1.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime is totally unknown. Luna Amore's national animal is the Infamous Marxist Loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tao te Loon.

Luna Amore is ranked 182,362^nd in the world and 16^th in Free Thought for Most Avoided, scoring 0.21 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.