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Luna Amore was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 170
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11th Most Efficient Economies: 43rd Most Cultured: 69th
The Reticulated Splines of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee.
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Luna Amore

Population34.447 billion

CapitalMare Loon
LeaderBilly Pilgrim
FaithTao te Loon

AnimalInfamous Marxist Loon

The Reticulated Splines of Luna Amore is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Billy Pilgrim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 34.447 billion Amorians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mare Loon. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Amorian economy, worth an astonishing 10,880 trillion pop-tops a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 315,849 pop-tops, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,393,209 per year while the poor average 44,871, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Infamous Marxist Loon Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Luna Amore's national animal is the Infamous Marxist Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tao te Loon.

Luna Amore is ranked 173,443rd in the world and 16th in Free Thought for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -31.02 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 11thMost Efficient Economies: 43rdMost Cultured: 69thMost Advanced Public Education: 88thLargest Publishing Industry: 106thSmartest Citizens: 155thNicest Citizens: 161stHighest Economic Output: 259thMost Rebellious Youth: 297thLargest Populations: 361stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 626thMost Pacifist: 648thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 704thMost Inclusive: 709thLargest Welfare Programs: 719thLargest Governments: 731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,139thHighest Average Incomes: 1,296thHighest Drug Use: 1,393rdMost Developed: 1,448thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,774thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,892ndMost Devout: 1,975thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,986thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,137thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,340thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,409thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,543rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,649thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,664thMost Influential: 4,150thNudest: 6,654thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,065thLargest Retail Industry: 7,833rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,909thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,632ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,721stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,482ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,673rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,383rdLargest Gambling Industry: 15,743rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,127th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Infamous Marxist Loon Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
  • : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, most Amorians would sell their own grandmother.


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