The Reticulated Splines of Luna Amore is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Billy Pilgrim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 34.447 billion Amorians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mare Loon. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Amorian economy, worth an astonishing 10,880 trillion pop-tops a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 315,849 pop-tops, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,393,209 per year while the poor average 44,871, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Infamous Marxist Loon Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Luna Amore's national animal is the Infamous Marxist Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tao te Loon.

Luna Amore is ranked 173,443^rd in the world and 16^th in Free Thought for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -31.02 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.