The Magnificent Desolation of Luna Amore is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Billy Pilgrim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 36.118 billion Amorians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mare Loon. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Amorian economy, worth an astonishing 12,019 trillion pop-tops a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 332,772 pop-tops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,165,574 per year while the poor average 68,982, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, the newest shade developed by Luna Amore's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and protestors are soaking piles of pop-tops in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime is totally unknown. Luna Amore's national animal is the Infamous Marxist Loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tao te Loon.

Luna Amore is ranked 80,636^th in the world and 5^th in Free Thought for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,718.98 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.