The Schooners of Luna aka The Moon is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Frederick Paxton III with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 2.249 billion Moonies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tycho City. The average income tax rate is 5.8%.

The Lunatic economy, worth 133 trillion Federation Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,490 Federation Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Luna aka The Moon's national animal is the MACO, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Luna aka The Moon is ranked 233,152^nd in the world and 116^th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Most Patriotic, with 5.75 flags saluted per person per day.