The Holy Zombie of Lulubellia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Buck Hardwick with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.049 billion Lulubellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beellulu. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lulubellian economy, worth 120 trillion beels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,683 beels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins. Crime is totally unknown. Lulubellia's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bah Humbug.

Lulubellia is ranked 224,165^th in the world and 10,301^st in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.87 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.