The Hamland of Lukatonia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 770 million Lukatonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The Lukatonian economy, worth 35.6 trillion Scandinavian Krowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,201 Scandinavian Krowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, and chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lukatonia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Lukatonia is ranked 124,744^th in the world and 4,061^st in Osiris for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 63.23 Workforce Participation Rate.