The Vivacious Vizier of Lukatonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chamberlyn Razedusk with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.407 billion Lukatonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alxandria. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lukatonian economy, worth 567 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 128,701 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, and dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights. Crime is totally unknown. Lukatonia's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lukatonia is ranked 8,562^nd in the world and 383^rd in Osiris for Rudest Citizens, with 113.03 Insults Per Minute.