The Slightly Evil Vizier of Lukatonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chamberlyn Razedusk with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.996 billion Lukatonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alxandria. The average income tax rate is 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lukatonian economy, worth 377 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,927 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Lukatonia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown. Lukatonia's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lukatonia is ranked 39,298^th in the world and 1,383^rd in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,495.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.