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Most Scientifically Advanced: 730thMost Advanced Public Education: 776thMost Cultured: 799th
The Brennynin Elenion of
Libertarian Police State
To the feasts of the good the good unbidden go!
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Luinil

Population10.084 billion

CapitalAlcarinquë
LeaderPrince Nurwë
Faithdissolved

CurrencyMainka
AnimalIbex

The Brennynin Elenion of Luinil is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Nurwë with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.084 billion Luinilians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcarinquë. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Luinilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,858 trillion Mainkas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,440 Mainkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, posters on 'Luinilian Values' advise against being proud of Luinil, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luinil's national animal is the Ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is dissolved.

Luinil is ranked 3,304th in the world and 3rd in Middle Earth for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,397.49 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 730thMost Advanced Public Education: 776thMost Cultured: 799thSmartest Citizens: 943rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,002ndLargest Governments: 1,022ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,050thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,213thMost Efficient Economies: 1,262ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,398thMost Inclusive: 1,554thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,633rdMost Secular: 2,118thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,178thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,220thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,470thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,494thMost Developed: 2,817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,976thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,304thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,561stFattest Citizens: 3,609thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,621stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,758thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,856thHighest Economic Output: 5,055thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,758thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,028thMost Influential: 8,083rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,697thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,917thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,595thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,896thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,835thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,879thRudest Citizens: 23,475th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Luinil, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Following new legislation in Luinil, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Luinil, posters on 'Luinilian Values' advise against being proud of Luinil.
  • : Luinil was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Luinil lodged a message on the Middle Earth Regional Message Board.
  • : Luinil lodged a message on the Middle Earth Regional Message Board.
  • : Luinil lodged a message on the Middle Earth Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Luinil, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Luinil, a sophisticated government-sponsored breeding program creates normal people.
  • : Following new legislation in Luinil, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end.

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