The Brennynin Elenion of Luinil is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prince Nurwë with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.384 billion Luinilians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcarinquë. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Luinilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,653 trillion Mainkas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 282,756 Mainkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, there's some really clean windows in Luinilian houses, the Alcarinquë Film Festival recently voted 'Luinilian Getting Hit By Football' as best film, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luinil's national animal is the Ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is dissolved.

Luinil is ranked 222,521^st in the world and 17^th in Lothlorien for Most Avoided, scoring 0.25 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.