The Brennynin Elenion of Luinil is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Nurwë with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.084 billion Luinilians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcarinquë. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Luinilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,858 trillion Mainkas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,440 Mainkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, posters on 'Luinilian Values' advise against being proud of Luinil, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luinil's national animal is the Ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is dissolved.

Luinil is ranked 3,304^th in the world and 3^rd in Middle Earth for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,397.49 on the Societal Mobility Rating.