The Coffee Addicted Kingdom of Lugunica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Otto Suwen with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.151 billion Lugunicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of Lugunica. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lugunican economy, worth 154 trillion Jades a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 133,907 Jades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, Otto Suwen can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lugunica's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lugunica is ranked 227,642^nd in the world and 524^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 20 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.