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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4thMost Secular: 9thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Ludewa

Population32.284 billion

Capitalbob
Leaderbob
FaithAtheism

Currencythought
Animalanimalcule

The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by bob with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 32.284 billion Ludewans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bob. The average income tax rate is 3.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ludewan economy, worth an astonishing 14,394 trillion thoughts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 445,874 thoughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ludewa's national animal is the animalcule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ludewa is ranked 233,664th in the world and 7,911th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -70.29 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4thMost Secular: 9thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10thSmartest Citizens: 14thMost Cultured: 107thLargest Publishing Industry: 108thLeast Corrupt Governments: 108thHighest Food Quality: 117thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 120thMost Inclusive: 126thHighest Crime Rates: 181stHighest Disposable Incomes: 191stHighest Economic Output: 201stHighest Poor Incomes: 218thMost Rebellious Youth: 265thMost Armed: 332ndRudest Citizens: 488thHighest Average Incomes: 519thMost Beautiful Environments: 604thMost Stationary: 610thMost Advanced Public Education: 708thHealthiest Citizens: 803rdLargest Black Market: 808thMost Valuable International Artwork: 948thMost Efficient Economies: 1,104thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,135thMost Developed: 1,468thLargest Governments: 1,485thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,865thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,870thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,885thLargest Populations: 1,927thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,111thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,168thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,549thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,648thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,346thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,472ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,665thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,026thTop
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Most Influential: 12,070thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,503rd
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 54th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 106th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 164th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 212th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 272nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 374th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 620th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
  • : Ludewa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted.

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