The Holy Red Kaleidoscope of Luddinlande is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Master Indigo of the High Chorus with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.004 billion Luddineans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Green Meadows. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Luddinean economy, worth 577 trillion red roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,440 red roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, refugees from other nations are flocking to Luddinlande's border, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Luddinlande's national animal is the blue dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Luddinlande is ranked 2,685^th in the world and 78^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 64.77 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.