The Republic of Lucasoland is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 165 million Lucasolandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 11.0%.

The powerhouse Lucasolandian economy, worth 11.2 trillion Lucasolandian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 67,579 Lucasolandian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucasoland's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Lucasoland is ranked 77,986^th in the world and 115^th in Arborhaven for Safest, scoring 92.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.