by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,064thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,630thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,845th
The Friendship Bazooka of
Left-wing Utopia
In Peace, Vigilance
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.67 billion



The Friendship Bazooka of Lucabaduka is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Luca with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.67 billion Refugi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevarra. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient nonbinary economy, worth 296 trillion planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,019 planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and they say that Refugi made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucabaduka's national animal is the simplebot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Defenderism.

Lucabaduka is ranked 249,982nd in the world and 396th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,064thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,630thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,845thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,899thNicest Citizens: 2,267thMost Inclusive: 2,373rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,437thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,892ndBest Weather: 2,918thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,317thSafest: 3,344thMost Pacifist: 3,459thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,739thHighest Food Quality: 3,770thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,243rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,326thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,829thHealthiest Citizens: 5,158thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,451stMost Developed: 5,895thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,847thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,553rdMost Cultured: 7,674thLargest Governments: 8,572ndSmartest Citizens: 8,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,257thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,976thMost Income Equality: 15,644thMost Secular: 16,010thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,171stHighest Drug Use: 21,959thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,102nd
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Income Equality: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the region

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