The Friendship Bazooka of Lucabaduka is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Luca with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.67 billion Refugi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevarra. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient nonbinary economy, worth 296 trillion planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,019 planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and they say that Refugi made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucabaduka's national animal is the simplebot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Defenderism.

Lucabaduka is ranked 249,982^nd in the world and 396^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.