The Communist Dictatorship of Lubuskovich is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jibav Vorodsky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.612 billion Lubuskovichians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lubuskovichianica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lubuskovichian economy, worth 682 trillion Communist Lubuskovich Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 261,426 Communist Lubuskovich Points, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 874,470 per year while the poor average 58,094, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, children often kick Lambisnas for amusement, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lubuskovich's national animal is the Lambisna, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lubuskovich Atheistsm.

Lubuskovich is ranked 281,593^rd in the world and 9,236^th in Osiris for Most Devout, with 2.2 prayers per hour.