The Trade Republic of Lubiar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Prince of Lubiar with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, devout population of 10.284 billion Lubiarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lubiar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lubiarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,462 trillion Luirs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,195 Luirs, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lubiar's national animal is the Lubiarian turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lubiar is ranked 287,929^th in the world and 3,405^th in the West Pacific for Nudest, with 32 cheeks per square mile.