Most Stationary: 11th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th Largest Retail Industry: 20th
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Left-Leaning College State
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.575 billion whatsass enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 20,060 trillion psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 656,117 psychoses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has legalised small-scale capitalism, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, fruit pickers with degrees in Chupacabra psychology are a common sight, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 159,945th in the world and 162nd in Texas for Most Primitive, scoring -627.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Stationary: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26thHighest Poor Incomes: 27thHighest Economic Output: 32ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37thLargest Insurance Industry: 50thHighest Average Incomes: 51stLargest Publishing Industry: 64thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 67thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67thLargest Populations: 68thMost Avoided: 75thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 92ndSmartest Citizens: 118thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 143rdLargest Mining Sector: 154thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 156thLargest Agricultural Sector: 157thRudest Citizens: 160thLargest Black Market: 160thMost Armed: 173rdFattest Citizens: 218thMost Secular: 272ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 429thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 562ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 773rdMost Efficient Economies: 888thMost Corrupt Governments: 921stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,480thTop
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Most Influential: 3,915thMost Cultured: 7,770thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,154th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, fruit pickers with degrees in Chupacabra psychology are a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
  • : Ltlaliens was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Ltlaliens was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans.

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