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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25thHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Ltlaliens

Population40.696 billion

CapitalChupa
LeaderTim

CurrencyPsychosis
AnimalChupacabra

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 40.696 billion Whatsas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 27,455 trillion Psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 674,636 Psychoses, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 46,834th in the world and 49th in Texas for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 36.35 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25thHighest Disposable Incomes: 34thHighest Economic Output: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40thLargest Publishing Industry: 57thLargest Populations: 66thLargest Agricultural Sector: 70thLargest Insurance Industry: 71stLargest Gambling Industry: 72ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 92ndHighest Average Incomes: 95thSmartest Citizens: 147thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 188thMost Scientifically Advanced: 208thMost Armed: 259thLargest Mining Sector: 281stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 315thLargest Retail Industry: 339thMost Efficient Economies: 364thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 394thMost Avoided: 414thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 482ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 554thFattest Citizens: 573rdHighest Poor Incomes: 619thRudest Citizens: 642ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 962ndLargest Black Market: 1,139thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,235thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,562ndMost Cultured: 1,756thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,697thLowest Crime Rates: 2,981stMost Secular: 3,322ndMost Influential: 6,103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,444thHighest Food Quality: 9,705thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,924thTop
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Most Developed: 12,340thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,880thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,850thHighest Drug Use: 19,500thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,362nd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Chupa has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.

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