by Max Barry

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Most Stationary: 11th Largest Retail Industry: 23rd Largest Gambling Industry: 27th
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 31.131 billion whatsass have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 20,276 trillion psychoses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 651,314 psychoses, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Ltlaliens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 85,580th in the world and 118th in Texas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 964.8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Stationary: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 27thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27thHighest Economic Output: 33rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 51stLargest Insurance Industry: 55thLargest Publishing Industry: 63rdLargest Populations: 67thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 75thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77thMost Avoided: 85thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 91stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95thSmartest Citizens: 120thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 135thRudest Citizens: 141stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 160thLargest Agricultural Sector: 165thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 177thLargest Mining Sector: 186thMost Armed: 199thLargest Black Market: 216thFattest Citizens: 248thMost Secular: 353rdHighest Poor Incomes: 384thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 590thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 638thMost Scientifically Advanced: 712thMost Efficient Economies: 913thLargest Information Technology Sector: 923rdMost Corrupt Governments: 925thTop
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Most Influential: 4,108thTop
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Most Cultured: 8,966thLargest Governments: 10,019thNudest: 17,904th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Ltlaliens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.

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