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Most Stationary: 11th Largest Retail Industry: 29th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.671 billion whatsas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 20,485 trillion psychoses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 646,828 psychoses, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, pigeon fanciers are depressed since all their charges have gone off the twig... they've kicked the bucket... they've shuffled off their mortal coils run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible... they are EX-PIGEONS, and self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 30,505th in the world and 18th in Texas for Most Authoritarian, with 0.83 Stalins.

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Most Stationary: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 29thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 31stHighest Economic Output: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 39thHighest Average Incomes: 59thLargest Insurance Industry: 62ndLargest Publishing Industry: 64thLargest Populations: 67thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81stMost Avoided: 90thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 96thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 104thSmartest Citizens: 125thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 158thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 176thLargest Agricultural Sector: 183rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 185thLargest Mining Sector: 197thMost Armed: 219thLargest Black Market: 264thFattest Citizens: 271stMost Secular: 379thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 479thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 604thHighest Poor Incomes: 622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 732ndMost Corrupt Governments: 815thMost Efficient Economies: 874thRudest Citizens: 1,003rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,070thTop
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Most Influential: 3,989thTop
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Most Cultured: 7,676thLargest Governments: 8,129th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, pigeon fanciers are depressed since all their charges have gone off the twig... they've kicked the bucket... they've shuffled off their mortal coils run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible... they are EX-PIGEONS.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.

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