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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 33rd
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
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Ltlaliens

Population38.252 billion

CapitalChupa
LeaderTim

CurrencyPsychosis
AnimalChupacabra

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 38.252 billion Whatsas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 26,624 trillion Psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 696,036 Psychoses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Tim's new android secretary is the latest media darling, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 139,126th in the world and 139th in Texas for Most Pro-Market, scoring 33.89 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 33rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41stLargest Publishing Industry: 43rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 55thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66thLargest Gambling Industry: 67thLargest Populations: 67thLargest Insurance Industry: 70thHighest Average Incomes: 74thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 87thHighest Poor Incomes: 99thSmartest Citizens: 135thMost Avoided: 146thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 172ndLargest Retail Industry: 207thLargest Mining Sector: 235thMost Armed: 255thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 266thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 289thMost Scientifically Advanced: 304thLargest Black Market: 417thMost Efficient Economies: 433rdFattest Citizens: 538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 672ndRudest Citizens: 721stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,106thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,278thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,825thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,216thLargest Governments: 2,970thLowest Crime Rates: 3,118thMost Secular: 4,587thMost Influential: 6,104thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,058thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,637thMost Developed: 9,926thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,496thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,842nd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Tim's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Ltlaliens are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Air Ltlaliens is rumored to receive more government funding than the Ltlaliensian Air Force.

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