The Rogue Nation of LSN47 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lisa with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.143 billion LSN47ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.
The frighteningly efficient LSN47ian economy, worth 513 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,426 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Major cities run on potato batteries, the first sword of LSN47 does not run, 'Swannado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN47's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.
LSN47 is ranked 180,132nd in the world and 33rd in THE W0RLD for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 737.34 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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LSN47, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : Following new legislation in LSN47, 'Swannado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
- : Following new legislation in LSN47, the first sword of LSN47 does not run.
- : Following new legislation in LSN47, major cities run on potato batteries.
- : Following new legislation in LSN47, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.
- : Following new legislation in LSN47, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
- : Following new legislation in LSN47, Formula One cars in LSN47 boast 56 miles per gallon.
- : Following new legislation in LSN47, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography.
- : LSN47 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in LSN47, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Portland Times is sold out.
