The Rogue Nation of LSN38 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.153 billion LSN38ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LSN38ian economy, worth 491 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,909 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN38's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.

LSN38 is ranked 309,281^st in the world and 5^th in Trade Market for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 41.35 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.