The Protectorate of LPRP Patrol is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 24.847 billion LPRP Patrolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong LPRP Patrolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,909 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in LPRP Patrol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LPRP Patrol's national animal is the ^-^, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

LPRP Patrol is ranked 94,934^th in the world and 1^st in Lao Peoples Revolutionary Party for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.51 law-abiding acts per hour.