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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,369thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,886thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,913th
The Public Hegemony of
Libertarian Police State
Potentia ad populum
Influence
Eminence Grise
Chair of Economics
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Loysville

Population2.088 billion

CapitalMatthias
Leaderthe general public

Currencydolloy
Animalloyion

The Public Hegemony of Loysville is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the general public with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 2.088 billion Loys are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Welfare, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matthias. The average income tax rate is 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Loy economy, worth 276 trillion dolloys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 132,422 dolloys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Loys visiting rural Southern Loyion Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and Loy police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loysville's national animal is the loyion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loysville is ranked 123,705th in the world and 7th in Dexter for Most Income Equality, scoring 30.44 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,369thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,886thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,913thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,284thMost Pacifist: 5,959thNicest Citizens: 7,138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,380thMost Efficient Economies: 8,871stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,019thBest Weather: 10,236thLargest Retail Industry: 11,201stHighest Food Quality: 11,333rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,886thMost Inclusive: 12,562ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,079thTop
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Most Cultured: 13,743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,446thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,724thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,218thMost Developed: 19,285thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,602ndHighest Average Incomes: 20,738thHighest Drug Use: 20,755thSafest: 20,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,082ndHighest Poor Incomes: 24,404thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,858thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,884thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,844thHealthiest Citizens: 27,108th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Loysville, Loy police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Loysville, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
  • : Loysville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Loysville, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Loysville, Loys visiting rural Southern Loyion Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee.
  • : Loysville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Loysville, meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily.
  • : Following new legislation in Loysville, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Loysville, The general public can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
  • : Following new legislation in Loysville, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.

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