The Public Hegemony of Loysville is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the general public with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 2.088 billion Loys are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Welfare, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matthias. The average income tax rate is 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Loy economy, worth 276 trillion dolloys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 132,422 dolloys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Loys visiting rural Southern Loyion Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and Loy police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loysville's national animal is the loyion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loysville is ranked 123,705^th in the world and 7^th in Dexter for Most Income Equality, scoring 30.44 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.