The Public Crown of Loysville is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the general public with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 1.364 billion Loys enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matthias. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Loy economy, worth 174 trillion loyallors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 127,818 loyallors, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loysville's national animal is the loyion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loysville is ranked 208,883^rd in the world and 5^th in Dexter for Fattest Citizens, with 8.2 Obesity Rate.