Population | 33.485 billion |
Capital | Antarctopolis |
Leader | the Penguin Emperor |
Faith | Penguin Worship |
Currency | krill |
Animal | Lantern Fish |
The Penguin Republic of Lowlandian States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Penguin Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 33.485 billion Lowlandian Statesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antarctopolis. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lowlandian Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,900 trillion krills a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,473 krills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The tightness of border controls in Lowlandian States leave a little to be desired, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Lowlandian States as a reminder of their "special relationship", and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lowlandian States's national animal is the Lantern Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Penguin Worship.
Lowlandian States is ranked 289,447th in the world and 28th in Antarctica for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.26 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Lowlandian States, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in
Lowlandian States, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Lowlandian States as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in
Lowlandian States, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
- : Following new legislation in
Lowlandian States, the tightness of border controls in Lowlandian States leave a little to be desired.
- : Following new legislation in
Lowlandian States, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
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Lowlandian States was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in
Lowlandian States, the treehouse in Lantern Fish Park is the tallest building in Lowlandian States.
- : Following new legislation in
Lowlandian States, a shocking number of government bills get lost in committee.
- : Following new legislation in
Lowlandian States, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in
Lowlandian States, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.