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Most Patriotic: 2,384thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,578thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,760th
The Oppressed Peoples of
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WA Delegate / Lower Slobbovia
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Lower Slobbovia

Population1.326 billion

LeaderKing Nogoodnik

CurrencyPlastic Rasbucknik
AnimalRussian Bear

The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.326 billion Lower Slobbovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lower Slobbovian economy, worth 165 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,933 Plastic Rasbuckniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days, and statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lower Slobbovia is ranked 32,836th in the world and 3rd in The Embassy for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 5.51 Bank.

Most Patriotic: 2,384thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,578thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,760thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,626thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,644thLowest Crime Rates: 6,086thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,536thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,839thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,046thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,257thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,497thLargest Governments: 9,745thMost Conservative: 10,817thTop
Most Authoritarian: 10,840thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,401stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,606thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,648thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,926thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,934thHealthiest Citizens: 14,388thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,016thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,435thBest Weather: 17,330thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,667thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,862ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,723rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,694thHighest Average Incomes: 21,308th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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