The Republic of Lower Nubia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Bisharin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.718 billion Lower Nubians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napata. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Nubian economy, worth 408 trillion Nubian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 150,173 Nubian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Nubia's national animal is the Nubian Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodoxy.

Lower Nubia is ranked 10,542^nd in the world and 514^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,484.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.