The Republic of Lower Nubia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Bisharin with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.958 billion Lower Nubians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napata. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Nubian economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Nubian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,321 Nubian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Nubia's national animal is the Nubian Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodoxy.

Lower Nubia is ranked 179,128^th in the world and 99^th in Africa for Most Authoritarian, with 334.6 milliStalins.