The Republic of Lower Nubia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Bisharin with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.82 billion Lower Nubians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napata. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Nubian economy, worth a remarkable 1,981 trillion Nubian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,660 Nubian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities run on potato batteries, feeling like a winner comes at a price, citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Nubia's national animal is the Nubian Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodoxy.

Lower Nubia is ranked 16,202^nd in the world and 11^th in Africa for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,781.26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.