The Republic of Lower Nubia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Bisharin with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.387 billion Lower Nubians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napata. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Nubian economy, worth 194 trillion Nubian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 140,467 Nubian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Nubia's national animal is the Nubian Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodox.

Lower Nubia is ranked 50,375^th in the world and 2,877^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,734.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.