The Republic of Lower Nubia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Bisharin with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.173 billion Lower Nubians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napata. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Nubian economy, worth 720 trillion Nubian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,560 Nubian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, meat-eating is frowned upon, there's a mortuary next to every Lower Nubian restaurant, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Nubia's national animal is the Nubian Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodoxy.

Lower Nubia is ranked 4,555^th in the world and 239^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 150 Cheeks Turned Per Day.