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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,922ndNicest Citizens: 5,000thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,108th
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Heirs of St. Anthony
President Bisharin
Influence
Contender
Regional Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Lower Nubia

Population13.547 billion

CapitalNapata
LeaderPresident Bisharin
FaithCoptic Orthodoxy

CurrencyNubian dollar
AnimalNubian Ibex

The Republic of Lower Nubia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Bisharin with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.547 billion Lower Nubians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napata. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Nubian economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion Nubian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 164,794 Nubian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities run on potato batteries, feeling like a winner comes at a price, citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Nubia's national animal is the Nubian Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodoxy.

Lower Nubia is ranked 7,687th in the world and 4th in Africa for Most Cultured, scoring 134 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Nicest Citizens: 5,000thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,108thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,214thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,470thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,518thMost Developed: 5,536thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,842ndSmartest Citizens: 6,125thMost Influential: 6,373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,165thHighest Food Quality: 7,300thMost Cultured: 7,687thBest Weather: 7,744thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,146thMost Pacifist: 8,217thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,299thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,341stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,392ndMost Inclusive: 9,002ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,358thMost Efficient Economies: 9,487thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,630thLowest Crime Rates: 9,773rdHighest Economic Output: 10,576thSafest: 10,768thLargest Governments: 11,014thHealthiest Citizens: 11,646thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,249thMost Devout: 13,694thRudest Citizens: 13,755thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,886thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,430thHighest Average Incomes: 17,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,954thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,995thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,131stLargest Populations: 30,152nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the region

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