The Republic of Lower Nubia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Bisharin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.316 billion Lower Nubians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napata. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Nubian economy, worth 332 trillion Nubian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 143,775 Nubian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Nubia's national animal is the Nubian Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodox.

Lower Nubia is ranked 9,652^nd in the world and 473^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 114 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.