Population | 13.547 billion |
Capital | Napata |
Leader | President Bisharin |
Faith | Coptic Orthodoxy |
Currency | Nubian dollar |
Animal | Nubian Ibex |
The Republic of Lower Nubia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Bisharin with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.547 billion Lower Nubians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napata. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lower Nubian economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion Nubian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 164,794 Nubian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Major cities run on potato batteries, feeling like a winner comes at a price, citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Nubia's national animal is the Nubian Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodoxy.
Lower Nubia is ranked 7,687th in the world and 4th in Africa for Most Cultured, scoring 134 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lower Nubia lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
- : Lower Nubia endorsed The African Republic of Kelvenya.
- : Lower Nubia was endorsed by The African Republic of Kelvenya.
- : Lower Nubia lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
- : Lower Nubia rejected a request from The United Democratic States for an embassy with Africa.
- : Lower Nubia removed its endorsement from a map .
- : Lower Nubia lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
- : Lower Nubia lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
- : Lower Nubia suppressed a post on the Africa Regional Message Board.
- : Lower Nubia suppressed a post on the Africa Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » Mombombu, Union New Canadian-American Acadia, Alistopia, Zunba, Croydonfederaltechnocary, Khoikhoia, Zamorika, and Mesozoique.