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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,877th Rudest Citizens: 5,345th Most Secular: 5,584th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you will it, it is no dream
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Lower Negev

Population1.41 billion

CapitalEliat
Leaderthe Council of State

CurrencyShekel
AnimalHoopoe

The Republic of Lower Negev is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Council of State with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.41 billion Negevians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eliat. The average income tax rate is 46.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Negevian economy, worth 221 trillion Shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 157,438 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Lower Negevian, and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Negev's national animal is the Hoopoe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lower Negev is ranked 98,285th in the world and 2,625th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,877thRudest Citizens: 5,345thMost Secular: 5,584thHealthiest Citizens: 5,994thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,385thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,627thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,300thMost Developed: 8,337thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,402ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,958thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,496thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,657thSmartest Citizens: 10,665thHighest Average Incomes: 11,009thMost Average: 11,191stMost Efficient Economies: 11,392ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,806thLowest Crime Rates: 13,091stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,306thBest Weather: 13,434thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,843rdMost Cultured: 15,515th
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Most Average: 106th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 235th in the regionRudest Citizens: 286th in the regionMost Secular: 306th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 330th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 353rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 369th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 383rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 444th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 457th in the regionMost Developed: 474th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 518th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 562nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 568th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 591st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 654th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 658th in the regionBest Weather: 698th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 699th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 727th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 738th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 763rd in the regionMost Cultured: 765th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 824th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 854th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lower Negev, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Negev, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Lower Negevian.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Negev, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Negev, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Negev, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Negev, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Negev, refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Negev, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Negev, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Negev, tourists call Lower Negevian beach towns "the fine coastline".

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