The Jolly Fresh Fields of Lower French Gregballs is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anne-Marie Juliette with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.141 billion Lower French Gregballists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Greg Ball Academy in the Fields. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lower French Gregballsian economy, worth 409 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 79,622 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower French Gregballs's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lower French Gregballs is ranked 153,833^rd in the world and 103^rd in Refugia for Most Primitive, scoring -78.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.