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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,401stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,843rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,716th
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Lower Columbian WA Mission

Population14.742 billion

CapitalOffice 1715
LeaderHelge Torlakson


The Yugoslav Dictator of Lower Columbian WA Mission is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Helge Torlakson with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.742 billion Lower Columbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Office 1715. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Columbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,603 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,746 crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, babies are a small but significant export, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Columbian WA Mission's national animal is the geoduck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lower Columbian WA Mission is ranked 12,786th in the world and 2nd in nasunia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 9,575.89 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,401stTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,843rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,716thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,637thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,718thMost Devout: 10,184thHighest Economic Output: 10,787thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,564thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,786thBest Weather: 14,018thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,138thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,911thLargest Populations: 16,500thSmartest Citizens: 16,537thMost Cultured: 19,027thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,849thMost Developed: 21,150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,911th

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