The United provinces of Lower Asia West is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Melody Petrov with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.349 billion Westians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Rabbit's burg. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Westian economy, worth 480 trillion Marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,748 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Asia West's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eagleism.

Lower Asia West is ranked 210,847^th in the world and 9,498^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.81 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.