The United provinces of Lower Asia West is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Melody Petrov with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate population of 4.337 billion Westians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Rabbit's burg. The average income tax rate is 47.1%.

The thriving Westian economy, worth 400 trillion Marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,320 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", and healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Asia West's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eagleism.

Lower Asia West is ranked 1,092^nd in the world and 784^th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 166 Valid Endorsements.