The Aristocratic Regime of Lowell Leber is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Lowellius XVII with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 21.941 billion Leberites are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Leberdino. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lowell Leberian economy, worth a remarkable 9,775 trillion Centipences a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 445,549 Centipences, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,821,217 per year while the poor average 72,164, a ratio of 25.2 to 1.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, protests are legal but strictly supervised, the judicial system legislates morality, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lowell Leber's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Pub Life.

Lowell Leber is ranked 140,733^rd in the world and 149^th in New Warsaw Pact for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5.67 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.