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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 633rdMost Influential: 1,878thBest Weather: 5,584th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Low Woodland

Population1.197 billion

LeaderSean Gentry


The Republic of Low Woodland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sean Gentry with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 1.197 billion Low Woodlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan. The average income tax rate is 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Low Woodlandian economy, worth 138 trillion Planks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,525 Planks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

An epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Low Woodland's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Low Woodland is ranked 15,025th in the world and 802nd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 73.74 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 633rdMost Influential: 1,878thTop
Best Weather: 5,584thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,594thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,161stNicest Citizens: 6,389thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,406thMost Pacifist: 6,631stSafest: 7,550thLowest Crime Rates: 7,676thMost Inclusive: 7,940thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,948thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,334thHealthiest Citizens: 8,507thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,016thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,230thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,396thHighest Food Quality: 10,243rdMost Developed: 10,377thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,284thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,556thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,634thTop
Largest Governments: 13,024thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,311thSmartest Citizens: 15,025thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,043rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,692ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,585thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,441stMost Cultured: 22,079thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,260thMost Efficient Economies: 24,694th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 247th in the regionBest Weather: 318th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 355th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 370th in the regionNicest Citizens: 371st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 382nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 390th in the regionMost Pacifist: 396th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 412th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 413th in the regionSafest: 434th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 453rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 476th in the regionMost Inclusive: 484th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 485th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 529th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 552nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 603rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 606th in the regionMost Developed: 608th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 611th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 627th in the regionLargest Governments: 662nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 676th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 726th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 802nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 877th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 912th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 927th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,032nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,042nd in the regionMost Cultured: 1,076th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,136th in the region

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