The Kingdom of Lovisa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Dominic with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 29.099 billion Lovisans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lovisan economy, worth a remarkable 4,212 trillion Lovisan Dags a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,754 Lovisan Dags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King Dominic's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Lovisa flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown. Lovisa's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lovisa is ranked 224,537^th in the world and 980^th in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.61 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.