The Kingdom of Lovisa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Dominic with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.738 billion Lovisans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lovisan economy, worth a remarkable 3,403 trillion Lovisan Dags a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,363 Lovisan Dags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, tourists visit Lovisa to mass-moon Lovisan politicians, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime is totally unknown. Lovisa's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lovisa is ranked 161,660^th in the world and 877^th in Europe for Most Armed, with 0.15 Weapons Per Person.