The Empire of Lovenbergs is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Ian Melnish with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.316 billion Lovenbergsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Lovenbergsian economy, worth 413 trillion hearts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 33,559 hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religion makes people horny, immigrants who don't like the taste of Lovenbergsian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovenbergs's national animal is the cubids, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lovenbergs is ranked 54,014^th in the world and 1^st in matheo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.11 law-abiding acts per hour.