The Grand Matriarchal Dynasty of Lovely Lady is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vanessa Ihana with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.487 billion Lovely Ladies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anarmosstan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The powerhouse Lovely economy, worth 118 trillion Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,966 Riyals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,104 per year while the poor average 17,416, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections, Vanessa Ihana is considering changing the Lovely flag to one with more glitter, and citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line. Crime is well under control. Lovely Lady's national animal is the Elk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Lovely Lady is ranked 28,793^rd in the world and 120^th in United Kingdom for Most Secular, with 41.7 Atheism Rate.