The Free Land of Loveboys is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Allen Ginsberg with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 13.973 billion Loveboysians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hysterical. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Loveboysian economy, worth 163 trillion Poems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 11,733 Poems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, all guns must be registered, Homosexuality has been named as Loveboys's national religion, and Allen Ginsberg has just been declared ruler of Loveboys in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loveboys's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homosexuality.

Loveboys is ranked 183,526^th in the world and 21^st in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 366.93 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.