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Largest Black Market: 594thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 884thHighest Economic Output: 936th
The United Dominion of
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Population27.288 billion

LeaderCaesar Jason Scotus Lupus
Faiththe Church of Eternal Light

CurrencyCommonwealth Credit
AnimalDemonic Cheetah

The United Dominion of LOVE DOG is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.288 billion Dominionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dominionite economy, worth a remarkable 8,354 trillion Commonwealth Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 306,144 Commonwealth Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, saying "don't do anything that Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LOVE DOG's national animal is the Demonic Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Eternal Light.

LOVE DOG is ranked 1,652nd in the world and 8th in Gholgoth for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 71,977.25 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 594thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 884thHighest Economic Output: 936thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 972ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,230thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,495thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,652ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,740thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,936thMost Armed: 1,950thMost Patriotic: 1,957thHighest Average Incomes: 2,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,229thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,609thLowest Crime Rates: 2,713thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,080thLargest Governments: 3,106thMost Efficient Economies: 3,331stMost Devout: 3,570thLargest Populations: 4,175thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,478thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,455thNudest: 5,680thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,946thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,211thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,261stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,831stLargest Retail Industry: 9,026thMost Cultured: 9,987thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,126thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,194thMost Developed: 11,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,735thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,163rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,291stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,631stMost Authoritarian: 16,353rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,655thMost Conservative: 25,459th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : LOVE DOG altered its national flag.
  • : LOVE DOG's influence in Gholgoth fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : LOVE DOG's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : LOVE DOG lodged a message on the Gholgoth Regional Message Board.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : LOVE DOG resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : LOVE DOG voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "LEO Force Restrictions"".