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Largest Black Market: 485thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 890th
The United Dominion of
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Know this for what is the Dominion's, is the Dominion's
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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LOVE DOG

Population24.995 billion

CapitalBucharest
LeaderCaesar Jason Scotus Lupus
Faiththe Church of Eternal Light

CurrencyCommonwealth Credit
AnimalDemonic Cheetah

The United Dominion of LOVE DOG is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.995 billion Dominionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dominionite economy, worth a remarkable 7,603 trillion Commonwealth Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 304,190 Commonwealth Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, public urination is on the increase, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Commonwealth Credit charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LOVE DOG's national animal is the Demonic Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Eternal Light.

LOVE DOG is ranked 229,789th in the world and 29th in Gholgoth for Most Inclusive, scoring 6.37 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Largest Black Market: 485thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 890thHighest Economic Output: 942ndMost Patriotic: 1,005thLargest Mining Sector: 1,068thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,371stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,521stMost Armed: 1,820thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,855thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,903rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,031stHighest Average Incomes: 2,036thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,203rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,425thLargest Governments: 2,711thMost Efficient Economies: 2,961stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,142ndMost Devout: 3,246thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,077thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,232ndLargest Populations: 4,374thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,269thNudest: 5,554thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,708thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,288thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,562ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,610thLargest Retail Industry: 8,572ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,177thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,204thMost Cultured: 9,977thTop
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Most Developed: 11,628thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,113thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,734thMost Authoritarian: 13,579thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,214thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,526thMost Conservative: 21,174th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : LOVE DOG's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in LOVE DOG, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Commonwealth Credit charge on their phone bill.
  • : LOVE DOG altered its national flag.
  • : LOVE DOG altered its national flag.
  • : LOVE DOG altered the regional flag of Andromalius.
  • : Following new legislation in LOVE DOG, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in LOVE DOG, public urination is on the increase.
  • : LOVE DOG lodged a message on the Gholgoth Regional Message Board.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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