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Largest Black Market: 579thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,059thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,251st
The United Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
What is not the Dominion's, shall be ours
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Love Dog

Population22.894 billion

CapitalBucharest
LeaderCaesar Jason Scotus Lupus
Faiththe Church of Eternal Light

CurrencyCommonwealth Credit
AnimalDemonic Cheetah

The United Dominion of Love Dog is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.894 billion Dominionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dominionite economy, worth a remarkable 5,961 trillion Commonwealth Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 260,402 Commonwealth Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 916,891 per year while the poor average 53,548, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Love Dog's national animal is the Demonic Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Eternal Light.

Love Dog is ranked 16,791st in the world and 1st in Andromalius for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.41 Years.

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1%
Largest Black Market: 579thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,059thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,251stHighest Economic Output: 1,271stLargest Mining Sector: 1,355thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,562ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,643rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,097thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,575thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,590thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,593rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,653rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,822ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,047thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,470thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,224thLargest Populations: 4,487thMost Devout: 4,542ndLargest Governments: 4,577thLowest Crime Rates: 5,103rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,388thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,004thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,214thMost Avoided: 7,816thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,868thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,581stLargest Retail Industry: 13,538thMost Developed: 13,936thMost Cultured: 14,003rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,197thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,791stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,096th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Love Dog was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Love Dog, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Love Dog, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Love Dog's influence in Andromalius fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in Love Dog, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Love Dog, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
  • : Love Dog's influence in Andromalius rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Love Dog proposed constructing embassies between Andromalius and Greater Prussia.
  • : Following new legislation in Love Dog, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Love Dog renamed the office held by The Keepers of Andromalius Prime from "Vice-Delegate" to "The Three Guardians" in Andromalius.

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