The Republic of Louth is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.48 billion Louthians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dundalk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The very strong Louthian economy, worth 224 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 64,570 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,679 per year while the poor average 15,205, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Louth has designated Dundalk as its capital city, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, Leader has just been declared ruler of Louth in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Louth's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Louth's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Louth is ranked 96,494^th in the world and 2^nd in Irish Lands for Most Extreme, scoring 24 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.