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Most Patriotic: 1,368thLowest Crime Rates: 2,467thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,190th
The Neko-Loushinist Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I'd rather die for Neko Union, than live for Strangers!
Dear Comrade Qizura Azare
Influence
Negotiator
✩✩✩✩✩ General Secretary ✩✩✩✩✩
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Loush Land

Population5.629 billion

CapitalNekodam
LeaderDear Comrade Qizura Azare
FaithState Religion

CurrencyTenalzuria
AnimalMahontton Wolf

The Neko-Loushinist Dictatorship of Loush Land is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dear Comrade Qizura Azare with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.629 billion Loushians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekodam. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Loush Land economy, worth 990 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 175,910 Tenalzurias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has gone fission for more funding, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies, the nation's spies are always on break time, and the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loush Land's national animal is the Mahontton Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Religion.

Loush Land is ranked 230,569th in the world and 132nd in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Highest Drug Use, scoring 18 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Patriotic: 1,368thLowest Crime Rates: 2,467thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,568thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,258thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,288thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,494thHealthiest Citizens: 5,540thLargest Governments: 5,575thMost Devout: 5,603rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,749thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,031stMost Developed: 6,946thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,408thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,289thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,301stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,738thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,799thMost Authoritarian: 8,875thMost Efficient Economies: 9,217thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,482ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,947thHighest Average Incomes: 10,284thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,504thSmartest Citizens: 10,983rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,914thMost Inclusive: 15,225thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,528thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,617thHighest Food Quality: 18,714thMost Income Equality: 19,473rdLargest Mining Sector: 20,213thHighest Economic Output: 21,623rd
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Loush Land lodged a message on the The Everlasting Kawaii Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Loush Land, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!".
  • : Following new legislation in Loush Land, the nation's spies are always on break time.
  • : Following new legislation in Loush Land, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies.
  • : Loush Land created a custom banner.
  • : Loush Land created a custom banner.
  • : Loush Land's influence in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Loush Land's influence in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Loush Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates, the Top 5% for Most Authoritarian, and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Loush Land, the military has gone fission for more funding.

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