The Creedonian Empire of Louisianan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Creed with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.869 billion Louisianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kantucket. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Louisianan economy, worth 145 trillion creed bucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 77,711 creed bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, Louisianan isn't what it used to be, the government pours millions of creed bucks into rehabilitation programs annually, and the countryside is shrouded by wind farms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Louisianan's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Louisianan is ranked 148,748^th in the world and 2^nd in Louisianans Happy Place for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.58 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.