The Socialist People's Republic of Loudon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Louis Cooke with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.193 billion Loudonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nottsin. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loudonian economy, worth 125 trillion Stellas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 105,496 Stellas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Louis Cooke has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and concussed Chimpball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime is totally unknown. Loudon's national animal is the Chimp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loudon is ranked 162,084^th in the world and 385^th in The Leftist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.36 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.